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DC UrbanSports said…
yes, indeed i will leave a comment. my comment is read to the lyrics/beat of run dmc's old school 'King of Rock' jam.

all you need do is reference tiger whereever you see mc's, and you got it! treat those words before the words in quotes as strike throughs).

(lyrics truncated, but you'll get the gist)

here we go...

I'm the king of rock (golf), there is none higher
Sucker MC's (golfers) should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop rockin' (golfin') till I retire
Now we rock the party and come correct
All cuts are on time and rhymes connect
Got the right to vote and will elect
And other rappers (golfers) can't stand us (him), but give us (him) respect

They called us (him) ill, we're (he's) gettin iller,
There's no one chiller
It's not Michael Jackson and this is not "Thriller"
I'm (he's) one def rapper (golfer), I know I (he) can hang
I'm (he's like) Run from Run-DMC, like Kool from Kool and the Gang
Roll to the rock, rock to the roll
DMC stands for devestating mic control (demolishing my competitors)
You can't touch me (him) with a ten foot pole
And I (he) even made the devil sell his soul
Now we (he) crash (tears) through walls (golf courses), cut (cuts) through floors (trees)
Bust through (bogies) ceilings and knock down doors (and misses bees)
And when we're (he's) on the tape (golf course), we're (he's) fresh out the box
You can hear (the crowd's) our sound (cheers) for blocks and blocks
For every living person we're (he's) a verbal (golf lover's) treat
It's me (Tiger) (who else is there to be?) where's the beat?

Now we're (he's) the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool
I'm DMC (tiger woods),
It's not a Trick or Treat and it's not a April Fool
It's all brand new, never ever old school
You've got the music in your body and you can't comprehend
Because a devestating rap (golf game) is what we (he sends) send
Every jam (game) we (h) play (plays), we (he) breaks two needles (records)
Our (his) rhyme's (flow is) an aphrodisiac
We'll (he'll) reign on your brain and rock your knot
When it comes to rock (golf), (tiger) give (gives) it all we (he's) got
To be MC's (the best), we (tiger)got what it takes
Let the poppers pop (nay sayers) and the breakers (haters) play
We're (he's a) cool cool cat, it's like that
That's the way it is, so stay the hell back
We're (he's) causin' hard times, for sucker MC's (golfers)
Cause they don't make no songs (golfers) like these